A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you."
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ye ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't
nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
She said, "Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
Cowboy boots....?
hahahahhaa. thatz hilarious!!
Reply:Ahahahaha! That was good.
Reply:ahahahahahahahahahahahaha i know some men that need to hear that story
Reply:wow he was sooooo SUCKY at sexul inercorse she paid him to get smaller boots so other woman wouldn't be tricked!!!!!!
IT'S A FUNNY AS BUSH IS SUCKY!!!
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Reply:Hey, this was VERY good! I usually dont read the jokes and riddles because they're usually all pretty lame, but this one made you think for a min. Very Good!!
Reply:O.o
soo funny, kind of in a bad way, but funny!
Reply:lol thats funny....i like that joke
Reply:i know a cowboy who buys the largest boots then throws them away and wears the boxes
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Sunday, March 14, 2010
Wearing boots?
Do you guys suggest wearing nylons with boots? Either tights, or some form of nylon sock? Im not talking about uggs or anything like that i mean high heel boots.
Wearing boots?
If it's cold outside I wear smooth microfiber over-the-knee socks. Tights are ok too. I don't like panty hose at all.
Reply:it doesnt really matter. I dont think its necessary unless its a special occasion.
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Wearing boots?
If it's cold outside I wear smooth microfiber over-the-knee socks. Tights are ok too. I don't like panty hose at all.
Reply:it doesnt really matter. I dont think its necessary unless its a special occasion.
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Splints - Boots?
A friend of mines horse has a splint on the inside of his left fore leg. He had it when she bought him. The previous owners did alot of road work which was probably the cause.
She wants to know if splint boots are any good, or if theres any other boots/bandages she can use that will give his legs more support? Especially while hacking and jumping?
He is sound and doesnt seem bothered by it, although he doesnt seem to like making sharp turns, could this be due to the splint?
Splints - Boots?
Initially, most "splints" hurt and cause lameness. These are often referred as being "hot". After time, and treatment and lay - up, usually a splint will no longer hurt, and is often called an "old, cold splint".
If the horse doesn't like to turn, bearing weight onto that leg, then it is probably safe to say that the splint is still bothering him, and he should probably be seen by a vet. A vet can inject the splint with depo-medrol (anti-inflammatory steriod), and this will help decrease the pain. The splint should probably be xrayed, to make sure nothing is fractured. They might also just put him on some bute.
"Splints" are caused by excess strain onto a splint bone which causes it to literally become displaced in one spot, however, it is also possible to have broken the splint bone, and in that case, it would most likely need to have the broken peice removed - this can be done under "standing anesthesia", or by laying the horse down for full general anesthesia.
In any case, you should have the horse looked at to be sure that he is OK on that splint.
And as far as boots go, they are a good idea to help protect the leg from any future injury to the splints, but that does not 100% garauntee that nothing will ever happen.
Reply:Did your friend do a pre-purchase exam on the horse? If so, did the vet say that the splint was cold(old and healed)? If so, it is highly unlikely that it is bothering the horse. The roadwork could have caused it, as could a hoof whacking the leg hard. His not liking sharp turns could be just a lack of balance that needs to be built up or he could have pain elsewhere.
No boots or bandages are going to give much "support". Boots/wraps are mainly to protect from interference and the legs hitting things. The "support" from any exercise boots or wraps is so minimal that it doesn't make a difference whether to use them or not. Also, applying boots or wraps improperly will do much more damage than just leaving the horse's legs bare. I would just get some simple splint/galloping boots or polo wraps to keep him from hitting it on anything, or just leave him bare.
Reply:tbjumper is right. Once cold, a splint will not become inflammed or heated again and cause problems. I also agree with x-rays, alot of times a fracture to the cannon bone can look exactly like a splint and can cause pain if not healed properly. Depending on his age, I would have him on glucosamine supplements if he is over 10 and have a flexion test to be sure he is sound. The spint is just a blemish, nothing to worry about, but get him into an alternating excercise program that involves hill work and alot of collection. You have to build and strengthen the proper muscles before you can expect him to use them during riding. The flexion test will identify any sore joints also, since alot of jumpers tend to get sore in the shoulders, knees, and fetlocks.
NO boots or wraps provide support, but some top notch boots made of shock absobing neoprene have (in our studies at Auburn Univ. and other major universities) have been found to lower the amount of shock waves through the deep flexor and superficial flexor tendons and alittle through the cannon bone. So, if you are on consistant hard ground, this could help insure leg health and boots also provide PROTECTION, but again, no support, or, as PROFESSIONAL CHOICE STATES: decreases the amount of weight and strain by 60%. This has never been proven in any studies.
Good luck and just make sure that horse is sound!
Reply:My horse popped his splints three years ago and is perfectly sound now. The thing about splints is that once they break away from the cannon bone, they re-heal in their new position, and they generally won't give the horse any further trouble. They're unsightly, but they're rarely a soundness issue. I use splint boots when I'm jumping, but that's just for general shock absorption. I use the Neoprene ones you can get at any tack store; they're cheap, but they work for me. Not liking to make sharp turns probably has nothing to do with splints.
Reply:Gallop Boots The brand which are splint boot are the BEST THEY MAKE I would also get skid boots and bell boots just for safe measures
Reply:I'd suggest a pair of "polo wraps"...if she learns how to wrap them correctly. She could try "splint boots", though they don't provide alot of "support". As for the "sharp turns"...this could be due to the splint, but maybe not. Good luck.
Reply:This could be keeping him from making the sharp turns...I don't see why she can't try buying a pair of inexpensive splint boots...I think they cost around $25. She might want to call her vet first but if the horse seems sound otherwise the splint boots will help support the leg.
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She wants to know if splint boots are any good, or if theres any other boots/bandages she can use that will give his legs more support? Especially while hacking and jumping?
He is sound and doesnt seem bothered by it, although he doesnt seem to like making sharp turns, could this be due to the splint?
Splints - Boots?
Initially, most "splints" hurt and cause lameness. These are often referred as being "hot". After time, and treatment and lay - up, usually a splint will no longer hurt, and is often called an "old, cold splint".
If the horse doesn't like to turn, bearing weight onto that leg, then it is probably safe to say that the splint is still bothering him, and he should probably be seen by a vet. A vet can inject the splint with depo-medrol (anti-inflammatory steriod), and this will help decrease the pain. The splint should probably be xrayed, to make sure nothing is fractured. They might also just put him on some bute.
"Splints" are caused by excess strain onto a splint bone which causes it to literally become displaced in one spot, however, it is also possible to have broken the splint bone, and in that case, it would most likely need to have the broken peice removed - this can be done under "standing anesthesia", or by laying the horse down for full general anesthesia.
In any case, you should have the horse looked at to be sure that he is OK on that splint.
And as far as boots go, they are a good idea to help protect the leg from any future injury to the splints, but that does not 100% garauntee that nothing will ever happen.
Reply:Did your friend do a pre-purchase exam on the horse? If so, did the vet say that the splint was cold(old and healed)? If so, it is highly unlikely that it is bothering the horse. The roadwork could have caused it, as could a hoof whacking the leg hard. His not liking sharp turns could be just a lack of balance that needs to be built up or he could have pain elsewhere.
No boots or bandages are going to give much "support". Boots/wraps are mainly to protect from interference and the legs hitting things. The "support" from any exercise boots or wraps is so minimal that it doesn't make a difference whether to use them or not. Also, applying boots or wraps improperly will do much more damage than just leaving the horse's legs bare. I would just get some simple splint/galloping boots or polo wraps to keep him from hitting it on anything, or just leave him bare.
Reply:tbjumper is right. Once cold, a splint will not become inflammed or heated again and cause problems. I also agree with x-rays, alot of times a fracture to the cannon bone can look exactly like a splint and can cause pain if not healed properly. Depending on his age, I would have him on glucosamine supplements if he is over 10 and have a flexion test to be sure he is sound. The spint is just a blemish, nothing to worry about, but get him into an alternating excercise program that involves hill work and alot of collection. You have to build and strengthen the proper muscles before you can expect him to use them during riding. The flexion test will identify any sore joints also, since alot of jumpers tend to get sore in the shoulders, knees, and fetlocks.
NO boots or wraps provide support, but some top notch boots made of shock absobing neoprene have (in our studies at Auburn Univ. and other major universities) have been found to lower the amount of shock waves through the deep flexor and superficial flexor tendons and alittle through the cannon bone. So, if you are on consistant hard ground, this could help insure leg health and boots also provide PROTECTION, but again, no support, or, as PROFESSIONAL CHOICE STATES: decreases the amount of weight and strain by 60%. This has never been proven in any studies.
Good luck and just make sure that horse is sound!
Reply:My horse popped his splints three years ago and is perfectly sound now. The thing about splints is that once they break away from the cannon bone, they re-heal in their new position, and they generally won't give the horse any further trouble. They're unsightly, but they're rarely a soundness issue. I use splint boots when I'm jumping, but that's just for general shock absorption. I use the Neoprene ones you can get at any tack store; they're cheap, but they work for me. Not liking to make sharp turns probably has nothing to do with splints.
Reply:Gallop Boots The brand which are splint boot are the BEST THEY MAKE I would also get skid boots and bell boots just for safe measures
Reply:I'd suggest a pair of "polo wraps"...if she learns how to wrap them correctly. She could try "splint boots", though they don't provide alot of "support". As for the "sharp turns"...this could be due to the splint, but maybe not. Good luck.
Reply:This could be keeping him from making the sharp turns...I don't see why she can't try buying a pair of inexpensive splint boots...I think they cost around $25. She might want to call her vet first but if the horse seems sound otherwise the splint boots will help support the leg.
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Rock boots?
I just bought rock boots, my first pair, and I was wondering, how long does it take before you fully break them in and how long does it usually take before you get used to them in most situations eg. walking up stairs, standing up quickly etc?
I bought these ones btw
http://www.cloggs.co.uk/invt/2997?temp=l...
And is it a good idea to wear them to school? A guy in the year above often wears rock boots to school.
Rock boots?
if you are aloud to wear them at school and then yes and it does not take a long time to break them in
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I bought these ones btw
http://www.cloggs.co.uk/invt/2997?temp=l...
And is it a good idea to wear them to school? A guy in the year above often wears rock boots to school.
Rock boots?
if you are aloud to wear them at school and then yes and it does not take a long time to break them in
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What boots would look best?
My cousin wants these pants for her birthday:
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/Le...
She also wants a pair of black boots to go with them, but wants me to pick the style that would look best. The pants are not something I would wear, so I have no idea what would look good. What boot style would look best?
What boots would look best?
Knee high stilettos, or a pair of cute ankle boots :).
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http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k65/Le...
She also wants a pair of black boots to go with them, but wants me to pick the style that would look best. The pants are not something I would wear, so I have no idea what would look good. What boot style would look best?
What boots would look best?
Knee high stilettos, or a pair of cute ankle boots :).
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Does having dual boots cause laptops to overheat?
I created another partition for my presario laptop; mainly to install VISTA on it. After a few weeks, I notice that my laptop heats up pretty fast and it feels really hot at the bottom. As a result, it immediately and automatically shuts down. And it takes 5 to 10 more minutes for the laptop to boot normally. I mean if I try to boot, it just shuts down even in Safe Mode.
Does having dual boots really contribute to the overheating of the laptop?
Does having dual boots cause laptops to overheat?
Dual booting should have nothing to do with this... the CPU load and hardware usage of the loaded operating system would be the culprit.
If a laptop is running below the minimum requirements for the operating system it could cause the system to heat up.
The next option is that it could potentially be a issue with the laptop itself and just a coincidence that it occurred at the time you decided to setup a dual boot system.
Reply:No dual booting has nothing to do with it.
Most likely you are having a driver issue with Vista that is not working correctly with your hardware - thus causing it to overheat.
Could be something as simple as Vista not controlling the fan speed, or causing improper voltages across your board.
Have you been able to determine - without question - that this occurs under your normal XP boot as well? Also, I would probably make sure that the latest BIOS is installed on your machine - or at least reinstall the original.
Reply:it may be tha tone of your fans has shorted out. It could be the dual OS is making the hard drive work harder making it overheat worse.
It could be the battery going bad.
I sugest you take it in and get it looked at.
Reply:No, that has nothing to do with it. Check your fan and make sure that it is running, and also that there is no dust buildup. If it is not working, it needs replaced.
Reply:not at all
has nothing to do with how many os you can boot up
you got issues other than the booting
maybe some sort of virus
Reply:No, they don't. Your laptop needs to be repaired.
Call your vendor.
Reply:Not unless you don't have the drivers installed for the power management. I would say your fan is having issues or there is a blockage in the fan port.
Reply:no
the overheating can be caused by a damaged battery,have it checked as soon as posible because there are batteries that causes fire
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Does having dual boots really contribute to the overheating of the laptop?
Does having dual boots cause laptops to overheat?
Dual booting should have nothing to do with this... the CPU load and hardware usage of the loaded operating system would be the culprit.
If a laptop is running below the minimum requirements for the operating system it could cause the system to heat up.
The next option is that it could potentially be a issue with the laptop itself and just a coincidence that it occurred at the time you decided to setup a dual boot system.
Reply:No dual booting has nothing to do with it.
Most likely you are having a driver issue with Vista that is not working correctly with your hardware - thus causing it to overheat.
Could be something as simple as Vista not controlling the fan speed, or causing improper voltages across your board.
Have you been able to determine - without question - that this occurs under your normal XP boot as well? Also, I would probably make sure that the latest BIOS is installed on your machine - or at least reinstall the original.
Reply:it may be tha tone of your fans has shorted out. It could be the dual OS is making the hard drive work harder making it overheat worse.
It could be the battery going bad.
I sugest you take it in and get it looked at.
Reply:No, that has nothing to do with it. Check your fan and make sure that it is running, and also that there is no dust buildup. If it is not working, it needs replaced.
Reply:not at all
has nothing to do with how many os you can boot up
you got issues other than the booting
maybe some sort of virus
Reply:No, they don't. Your laptop needs to be repaired.
Call your vendor.
Reply:Not unless you don't have the drivers installed for the power management. I would say your fan is having issues or there is a blockage in the fan port.
Reply:no
the overheating can be caused by a damaged battery,have it checked as soon as posible because there are batteries that causes fire
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Tarten knee high Boots?
http://www.redstripeclothing.com/product...
i bought these boots a while ago,thinking they would zip off at any legth u want,i cant stand wearin knee high boots coz u can neva see my socks nd the top chafes around my knee. so i was gunna cut m off right above a zip. (btw,the zips r only for show...they dnt work) they r lace up,no zips at all actualy)
nd them i would have my ankle boots,how would i go about doing this?
im goin to do it anyway,coz i would neva wear em as knee highs,so advice would help.
Tarten knee high Boots?
attack them with scissors x thats what i do with everything lol x i cut my dress in half and made a cool top and skirt and also attacked a top and made a different one from it which i would actaully wear lol . just cut em off where you want them and then if you wanna neaten em up just sew round the rim x
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i bought these boots a while ago,thinking they would zip off at any legth u want,i cant stand wearin knee high boots coz u can neva see my socks nd the top chafes around my knee. so i was gunna cut m off right above a zip. (btw,the zips r only for show...they dnt work) they r lace up,no zips at all actualy)
nd them i would have my ankle boots,how would i go about doing this?
im goin to do it anyway,coz i would neva wear em as knee highs,so advice would help.
Tarten knee high Boots?
attack them with scissors x thats what i do with everything lol x i cut my dress in half and made a cool top and skirt and also attacked a top and made a different one from it which i would actaully wear lol . just cut em off where you want them and then if you wanna neaten em up just sew round the rim x
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